Be clear, enunciate, speak calmly
MY LONG LIST OF VERB FORMS (click)
Basics: The ABC's ! . . . numbers
some care in enunciating numbers
Simple past or present perfect
Music! (none of the songs have any relation to Coneciónes)
Learn English with Rock & Roll / / / Some songs with lyrics
Crazy / / / Other songs / / / I can't get no satisfaction / / /
Highway to Hell / / / Smells Like Teen SpiritH U M O R
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." Groucho Marx
A linguistic joke ..... get ready:
A researcher asks a space traveller what it feels like to travel through hyperspace. The traveler tells him, "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
The researcher laughs and asks, "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
And the traveler says, "Ask a glass of water."
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.' . . . Bob Hope
'Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not by much.' . . . Buddy Hackett
'I've been on a diet for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks.' . . . Totie Fields
'If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.' . . . Alan King.